At work I played this cheesy game with a kid. It's allegedly a "therapeutic" game, like where you answer random questions about yourself. Of course I drew the question: "What is the worst punishment you've ever gotten? What were you in trouble for? Did you learn your lesson?" Naturally I blushed profusely and tried to think of a story, but ended up avoiding the question and moving on to the next one. I decided, instead, to write about it and post it here :) This is a true story based on what my stoner brain remembers.
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